Technically you look good

So I've been living with you guys for like two and a half weeks now and I must admit you make great roommates. The sound of your filter does make me pee more than the Colorado river but besides that you've been pretty non intrusive. Actually I've been the one who's missed feeding you for a few days in a row. But did you complain? nope. So I'm sure you've gotten the gist that I don't plan on letting you live much longer. The man at the store called you "feeder fish" which I though was derogatory. But who am I to judge.

I don't know if you heard me through the glass yesterday but your time is running out. I plan on getting more "exciting" and "unique" fish. I don't know what this does to your self-esteem or feeling of self-worth but I'm sure it's not all that warming of a thought. What's worse is, four of you already died which had to sort of lower moral. yikes.

Can I ask you guys a question? Why is it that you don't seem to really be bothered by this idea? You still seem chipper to eat little pink things. You don't seem to worry about your schedules or where you'll be leaving your savings. No grandiose drama. What's the story? Why are you so content? To be honest, I kind of admire that about you guys. Just perfectly happy with where you are, looming death or not.

You know what I had a change of heart. I'll let you out in a stream or something. By the way it's winter so bring a coat.